Partially hidden down a side alley opposite the church, it would be easy to miss this place. The decor is cute and kitsch, it reminded me of more than one hipster eatery in London; all odd chairs and funky lampshades. The restaurant was full when we arrived but that doesn't mean excuse service which was incredibly slow. The waitress did a good impression of being busy but a little basic training in how to wait tables would have saved her from running around in circles. The menu has 4 or 5 starters and the same number of mains. Fussy eaters may struggle to find something. One main course of meatballs and pasta reminded us of spaghetti bolognese from a tin, whilst the other main course was mackerel in a tomato sauce so salty that the whole dish was inedible. There are many better restaurants than this in Calvi. Some places i d be happy to linger over a meal for two and a half hours, but even on holiday the lack of urgency here makes one wonder.